Silly Things Soundchip Says

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This is Daniel (AKA Soundchip), my best friend and the funniest guy I know. He enjoys a drink of Dr. Pepper and just about anything caffeinated. And he has Tourrette's, but not the kind that makes him shout out profanities, just the kind that makes him shout out comic gold. Here are a few examples of some of his hilarity.

And for Soundchip's more introspective side, visit his own personally managed blog here.

~ Friday, August 19 ~
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Lysdexia: it’s dyslexia for dyslexic people!
— Soundchip
Tags: dyslexia lysdexia
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~ Sunday, July 17 ~
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You’re in a fenced place where you drink beer. If you leave, you go to another fenced place where you can’t drink beer. That’s called jail.
— Soundchip on beer gardens
Tags: beer gardens jail
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~ Monday, July 11 ~
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(Brittni is leaving to University of California Santa Cruz, home of the Banana Slugs.)

  • Shannon: Bye, Brittni!
  • Derek: Have fun in Santa Cruz! Don't eat any banana slugs.
  • Arend: Yeah, despite the name, they aren't edible.
  • Soundchip: What? Slug? I wouldn't eat a slug.
  • Arend: No, I mean banana.
  • Soundchip: I wouldn't eat a banana either. I'm allergic.
Tags: UCSC Santa Cruz banana slug UC Santa Cruz
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I don’t think the words baby and bullet should be in the same sentence.
— Soundchip on the baby food maker, the Baby Bullet
Tags: baby bullet magic bullet
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~ Thursday, April 21 ~
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  • Tyler: "I can't feel my thumb."
  • Soundchip: "I can't feel your thumb either."

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~ Wednesday, March 30 ~
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  • Arend: "You know what's been in my head for most of the day?"
  • Soundchip: "Brains."
  • Arend: "Well yeah, but I meant what song has been in my head. 'Friday.'"
Tags: friday rebecca black
~ Thursday, March 10 ~
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last night

laurenoquist:

Last night a teenage girl in our high school group named Shaela got crushed in the back seat of her older sister’s car. She lost her left eye. She may not have sight in her right eye. The doctor’s aren’t sure how much brain damage there is. She had to have a complete reconstruction done of her face. And she’s fifteen years old.

If you by some insignificant chance read this….could you pray?

Tore my heart apart when i heard this…let’s get some prayers going people.


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~ Wednesday, March 9 ~
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(Two trucks are stuck in gridlock at the gas station.)

  • Derek: "Well, this is going nowhere."
  • Soundchip: "This is what we call a 'cluster-truck.'"

~ Tuesday, March 1 ~
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(At Panda Express)

  • Panda man: "Hi, may I help you?"
  • Soundchip: "Yeah, I'll have food."

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(Doing some trivia)

  • Taylor: "What do you call a young ape?"
  • Soundchip: "A bape! Baby-ape."